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Do you remember
the last time you lied?
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Look at your lying ass.
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You about to lie
right now, ain't ya?
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See, we think lying is
gonna spare people feelings,
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but it's only gonna
make shit worse.
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The quicker you
get to the truth,
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the quicker that foot
can get out of your ass.
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Thank y'all.
I've been Ms. Pat.
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Good night.
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Yes, you killed it tonight,
Pat-Pat.
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I mean, I could have done
without the extra ten minutes
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on your freeloading sister,
but, you know...
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Oh, my God, that's him.
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Here he comes.
Think skinny thoughts.
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Here who come?
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Sadiq Shay,
the big-time film director.
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He did that movie about those
mutant civil rights leaders.
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Is that the dude that
made "Malcolm X-Men"?
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Yes, and so I comped
him a ticket
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to come see you shine tonight,
because you've been saying
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you want to do more
with your career.
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So you're welcome.
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I'm supposed to thank you
for costing me a ticket sale?
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Where the hell you meet
a big-time director
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at anyway, Denise?
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I saw him on the news,
and he said he was looking
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for talent and extras
in the area.
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So I slid in his DMs,
and I said,
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"I manage a big talent
who's definitely extra."
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Greetings, Nubian queens.
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Any nigga say "queen"
is full of bullshit.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry.
I don't shake hands.
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Queen don't always mean clean.
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I'm Sadiq.
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Hi, I'm Denise.
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Hilarious.
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- You are everything that your--
- Manager.
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You are everything
that your little manager
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said you would be--
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funny, smart, relatable.
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And I mean, God damn,
look at you.
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The fuck you looking at?
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She don't turn it off,
does she?
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Turn it off, big sexy!
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Turn it off!
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, can't you see
this face on primetime TV?
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Primetime lineup.
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Uh, I've been
in a police lineup.
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Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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I'm so serious, Ms. Pat.
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We should do
something together.
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Hell yeah, y'all should.
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I'm no damn actress.
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That's her acting
like she can't act.
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I mean, I don't know if she
told you about my next project,
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but it's nothing
like my other work.
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Good, 'cause didn't you put
Rosa Parks in a damn cape?
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That was some stupid shit
right there.
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- Oh, she joking?
- Yes!
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Oh, she joking.
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Turn it off!
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Oh, my God.
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No, for my next film,
I'm on my Spike Lee,
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Kathleen Collins, you know,
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Oscar Micheaux type shit.
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You know, this shit finna
be my magnum opus right here.
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What the fuck that
nigga just say?
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I don't know,
but act like you do.
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Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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Oh.
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* Come on, it's time to go *
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* It's the "Ms. Pat Show" *
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Come on, Pat.
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Pat, you got to take the part.
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This is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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Damn it, this is your fourth
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once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
this week.
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Oh, so now I'm crazy
for trying to get us paid?
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This is a movie
we talking about, Pat.
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You getting movie offers now?
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Oh, my God.
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You about to be a extra
on "Peppa Pig," ain't you?
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Oh, man.
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I can see it now--
me walking the red carpet,
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me posing with fans,
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me with a crippling addiction
to both fame and cocaine.
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Y'all say what's up to my mama,
the future movie star.
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Junebug got one ball!
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And cut.
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I'm gonna start
calling you Uno.
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No, no, no, Draw Two.
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Oh, wait, never mind.
You can't.
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Ignoring you both.
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So what's up, Ma?
They got a part for your boy?
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You know I've been working out,
so nudity is not an issue.
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Well, if you take him,
you gotta take me.
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I mean, my muscles are
popping bigger than
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tig ol' bitties
up in Mardi Gras.
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See that?
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Okay, Niecy, since you the
only one who got some sense,
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can you please
convince your mama
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to do this movie
so we can blow up
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and move out
of West Bumbafuck?
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They want you in a movie?
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Have they heard you
read out loud?
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Would you like for me
to backhand you again?
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Plus, actors ain't nothing
but a bunch of damn liars.
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I can't do that.
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Well, that's easy, Pat,
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'cause you're still
a Christian, right?
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- Yeah.
- See? Acting.
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Yeah, Mama, and when has not
knowing how to do something
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ever stopped you before?
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Yeah, I mean, look at
all these kids you raised.
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And clearly, you didn't
know nothing about that.
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Denise, if you done
gave that man my address,
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you better find
your new address.
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both: Surprise!
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Oh, Grandpapa.
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Oh, hell nah.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That nigga too big
to be this sensitive.
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Are you listening to me?
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Did you invite them?
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Yes, for Janelle
graduation next week,
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but I didn't know they old ass
was gonna show up early.
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Man, I ain't got nothing
to say to that woman.
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"That woman," Terry?
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Really? That's your mama.
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You act like she's some loose
booty bitch off the streets.
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Well, her booty is loose, but--
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Exactly.
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She cheated.
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And she hid her lie
with an even bigger lie
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about who my father was.
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I mean, she did apologize.
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How long you gonna hold
this bullshit over her head?
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Oh, please.
Girl, you stayed mad at me
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for months
about that lady in HR.
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Oh, fuck you and that ho.
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I want her out
of this house, Pat.
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Baby, you got to
let that hurt go, okay?
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Are you really gonna
make Janelle graduation
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shitty and all intense?
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No, baby, you're right.
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Well, fix it.
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I'm starting to feel
sorry for her ass,
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and I don't even like her.
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What's on your mind?
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I ain't never hear you
care at all about my mama.
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I got an audition
to be in a movie.
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Hey, superstar.
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That's amazing news, girl,
and you sitting here pouting?
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Shoot, come on now.
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I'm just scared, baby.
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Huh. All right.
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The fuck are you doing?
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I'm--I'm just seeing
if you are who you really are,
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'cause my wife ain't scared
of nothing or nobody, hmm?
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I'll tell you what.
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If you promise
to do the audition,
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I'll promise
to talk to my mama.
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Fine.
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But you gonna have to
at least hug the old bitch.
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As long as you hug her first.
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She can die.
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Hey. Okay.
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So Sadiq already loves
your look and your attitude.
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He just sent over
a little practice scene,
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and all we got to do
is show him you got the chops.
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All right, ladies,
let's do this.
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We're losing daylight.
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We inside.
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Ma, are you ready
for hair and makeup?
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I already did
my hair and makeup.
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Let's save the jokes
till I yell "action."
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And is this the set
we're going with?
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It's very indie.
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Calm down,
Quentin Tara-negro.
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This is not a game,
Auntie, okay?
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I am a professional filmmaker.
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On TikTok.
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And you do hair
in the kitchen.
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All right, let's try one.
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We're rolling.
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And action.
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Don't you move another inch!
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She explode.
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I'll move however
the fuck I want to,
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you bitch.
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Who are you calling
a bitch, bitch?
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Now put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em!
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She explode again.
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Uh, Ma.
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You don't have to say it.
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You just act it.
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- Oh, okay.
- All right.
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A-and what if I don't?
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Uh, and what if I don't?
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That's what I thought, ho.
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This is really bad.
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I'm trying to work with it,
but it just ain't--
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it ain't even really
going anywhere.
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All right. Cut.
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Ladies, what are we doing?
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Too damn much.
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No, Pat.
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I'm getting in character,
and maybe you should try it.
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I mean, you're just so stiff.
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You got to, you know,
loosen up.
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Let me crack your back.
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Ahh!
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Now--
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now you're good
and relaxed, right?
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You ready?
It ain't nothing but two lines.
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Yeah, Ma, think back
to those Rabbit days.
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Channel that energy.
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Oh, you know what, son?
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That's some good-ass direction.
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- Okay.
- It's what I do, babe.
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All right.
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Let's try this again.
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We're rolling.
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And action.
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Don't you move another inch!
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I'll move if I want to,
you bitch!
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Who you calling
a bitch, bitch?
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Now put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
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And if I don't,
what you gonna do?
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Looking like "The Grinch
Stole Christmas," nigga!
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You funky feet-ass hoe!
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We improving?
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I didn't know we was improving.
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Cut.
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Now that was good, Ma.
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Made me pee myself
a little bit.
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Ahh!
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For real?
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Yeah, a couple drops.
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Oh, that was good, real good.
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Yeah, almost too good, Pat.
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You know my damn feet
ain't funky.
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Send that to me
when you're done, Bug.
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So what now?
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Well, it's
the hurry-up-and-wait game.
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I mean, you know how these
Hollyweird types are.
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It could be days.
It could be weeks.
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Holy shit, Pat-Pat.
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So do you want to
pay me my commission
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in fiddies or hunnids?
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What are you talking about?
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You got the part!
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I got the part!
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You the shit!
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I'm the shit!
You ain't shit!
259
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,652
Just so ungrateful, Ma.
I--
260
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,653
Oh.
261
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,921
Oh, thank y'all.
262
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,122
No problem.
263
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,590
Hey, you know what, y'all?
264
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,358
I'm starting to think
directing might be my calling.
265
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:28,295
Plus, I got 762 followers
who agree.
266
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,629
Huh, okay.
267
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,464
761.
268
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,634
760 'cause I don't
fuck with you, either.
269
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,537
Y'all unfollowing me.
270
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,707
You need to be following AARP.
271
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,716
Well, Grandma and Grandpa are
all checked into their hotel.
272
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,850
Happy, Dad?
273
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,484
Major booked that hotel
weeks ago.
274
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,153
I ain't never tell them
they couldn't stay here.
275
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,723
No, but every five minutes,
you clapped your hands
276
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,525
and said, "Well, I guess
it's about that time."
277
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,129
Yeah, Pop, I would never
kick you out of my house.
278
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,797
I don't live
in your basement.
279
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,102
Dad, you can't ignore
your mother forever.
280
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,871
Believe me, I've tried.
281
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,106
Bet you I can do it
better than you.
282
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,575
Uh, okay.
That's fine.
283
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,577
Just keep running away
from your problems.
284
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,813
Hey, look, I'm not
ignoring my problems, okay?
285
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,749
I'm just taking
a slight speed walk.
286
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,450
Okay, but, Pop,
take it from somebody
287
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,385
that's dealing with their
own daddy drama right now.
288
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,854
What is it, son?
289
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,621
I was thinking of
something positive to say.
290
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,523
I'ma get back with you.
I'm still thinking.
291
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,394
Dad, can y'all just settle
this like adults, please?
292
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,996
Baby girl,
it ain't that simple.
293
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,198
You don't know how it feels
for your parents to lie to you.
294
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,200
both: We don't?
295
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,534
Well, this is
my favorite lie.
296
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,136
I ain't got no
McDonald's money,
297
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,372
yet we pulling right into
Popeye's.
298
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,774
What about this one?
299
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,809
Your vagina gonna fall off
if you use it.
300
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,077
Mm-hmm.
301
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,378
Mama be telling me
the exact same thing.
302
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,780
What?
303
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,549
Those are little lies.
304
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,286
What your grandmother told
was a brutal, bold-faced lie.
305
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,088
Dad, but aren't
you a Christian?
306
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,323
And doesn't the Bible
say forgive each other
307
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,825
as the Lord has forgiven you?
308
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,494
My mama ain't in the Bible.
309
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,162
Okay, you know what?
310
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,964
I am ordering food, and I'm
inviting them over for dinner.
311
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,665
Wait a minute.
With what money, girl?
312
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,001
Yours, duh.
Here's the credit card, sis.
313
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,603
- Thanks, Daddy.
- What in the hell?
314
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,439
Oh, Pops.
315
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,640
Huh?
316
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,242
If you want to be somebody,
317
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,644
if you want to go somewhere,
318
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,646
- you better wake up--
- Boy.
319
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,084
But that was the positive
thing I was gonna tell you.
320
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,553
There is always
some crazy drama going on.
321
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,122
Yeah, I hear that.
322
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,192
Hello?
323
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,028
Yeah, this is him.
324
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,229
What?
325
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,897
Wait, you serious?
326
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,565
No, no, no, no, no,
that's amazing.
327
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,267
I was just taken off guard,
that's all.
328
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,401
No, thank you.
329
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,437
Appreciate it.
330
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,738
What? What's the good news?
331
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:52,973
Oh, you know, my dad--
332
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,843
I mean Lloyd, you know,
he was sick,
333
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,846
but I think he's gonna
be all right now.
334
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,548
Hmm.
335
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,027
What it smell like, Bug?
336
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,195
What?
337
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,965
Her ass,
since you all up in it.
338
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,266
It wasn't that.
339
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,934
She just looked real familiar.
340
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,602
I recognize her from something.
341
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,971
Of course you do.
342
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,238
It's a movie set.
343
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,974
You gonna be seeing
plenty of actresses.
344
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,209
Oh, Ms. Pat.
345
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,044
You ready to be a star?
346
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,779
I can't lie, I thought
I was gonna hate this,
347
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,314
but I'm so glad I'm here.
348
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,949
I'm excited!
349
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,085
Good. Let's get your contract
signed and get you to the back.
350
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,153
I can show your room so you
can get dressed, all right?
351
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,721
Ooh, I got a room.
352
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,456
Not on this budget.
You got curtains.
353
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,757
I got curtains.
354
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,726
I got curtains.
355
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,661
Junebug, get me some coffee,
and don't you touch shit
356
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,997
or talk to no-fucking-body.
357
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,098
I'll be back.
358
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,666
Ooh.
359
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,735
What's up, kid?
360
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:56,803
Oh, nothing.
361
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,305
Just here learning all I can.
362
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,307
I want to be a film director
when I grow up.
363
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,075
Hey, as a matter of fact,
you think I could ask you--
364
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,076
Oh, hell no.
365
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,912
I don't do shit with no kids.
366
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,047
Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm just here observing.
367
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,082
And that's supposed
to be better?
368
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,750
I think you got it confused.
369
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,420
See, my mama brought
me here to watch.
370
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,422
Oh, damn, that's fucked up.
371
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,925
Wait, wait, wait.
372
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,792
Take your hat off for me.
373
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,630
Oh, man. I knew it.
374
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,032
You're Eddie Rhett.
375
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,167
I've seen all your stuff--
376
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,937
the one where you put
your foot on that lady's head,
377
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,339
"The Nutting Professor."
378
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,674
That's some of
my best work right there.
379
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,477
I call that move
Standing on Business.
380
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,212
All right.
381
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,414
Yo, I'm surprised they
even let you on set, man.
382
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,815
You 18?
383
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,717
Not quite,
but my mom is acting today.
384
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,852
Oh, really?
Who's your mom?
385
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,587
- Ms. Pat.
- That's your mom?
386
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,022
Oh, shit.
387
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,723
I'm about to do a scene
with her later.
388
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,460
Sorry, kid.
389
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,699
Hey, Bug.
390
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,568
I can't remember
when the last time
391
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,970
I seen your mom this happy.
392
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,404
It's like she's living a dream.
393
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,006
Um, Auntie, uh, I--
394
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,774
I think we better
get out of here.
395
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,377
What you talking
about, Junebug?
396
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,780
This--this ain't
a movie-movie like--
397
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,315
like--like "Black Panther."
398
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,985
This--this is an
adult movie like--
399
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,353
like "Riding Black Panther."
400
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,889
No, Junebug.
401
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,791
Sadiq makes legitimate movies.
402
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,359
Yeah, with people
legitimately
403
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,527
having sex in them.
404
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,661
Junebug, listen to me.
405
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,997
You is not about
to fuck up my--
406
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,399
I mean yo mama's money.
407
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,866
Okay? All right?
408
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,169
Now Sadiq, he's a--
he's a artist,
409
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,271
and this ain't
no daggone porno.
410
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,406
Hey, yo.
411
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,008
Anybody out here
seen my penis pump?
412
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,449
Damn, son, you didn't
have to do all this.
413
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,452
I should have packed up
my backup stomach.
414
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,087
You ain't slick, Terry.
415
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,488
If we eat all this food,
416
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,524
our mouths are too full
to talk, right?
417
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,127
Mama, you always twisting
things around, aren't you?
418
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,063
Even a nice gesture like
dinner becomes some sort of--
419
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,831
- Excuse me?
- Dang, Terry.
420
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,233
Come on, man.
421
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,535
Don't put shit where
there ain't no stink.
422
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,038
She's just trying to lighten
a delicate situation.
423
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,039
You're right.
424
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,406
I'm sorry about that, Mama.
425
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,042
It's okay, baby.
426
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,744
Um, Brandon, you guys,
427
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,046
we're gonna give them the room.
428
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,946
No, no, no.
429
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,248
No, sit.
430
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,683
I want us to have
a nice meal together.
431
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,653
Well, that's a nice thought,
baby, but I think you and I
432
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,121
need to have a chat in private.
433
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,524
All due respect, Mama,
anything you can say to me,
434
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,925
you can say to my kids.
435
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,494
And all due respect
back at ya,
436
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,896
I think it's inappropriate
to involve everyone else
437
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,598
in our personal squabble.
438
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,068
God damn it, my legs
can't take this shit.
439
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,837
Yeah, my thighs burning
like I got a whooping.
440
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,073
Come on, y'all.
441
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,207
Y'all know Brandon
blew his knees out
442
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,076
when he was stripping.
443
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,810
Look, we gonna give
you two the room,
444
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,612
and you gonna have to tell me
what you was doing
445
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,247
when you was ho-ing.
446
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,319
Hey, um, should I knock
if I want seconds
447
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,653
or should I double up
right now?
448
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,089
Come on, ho.
449
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,466
What are we gonna do?
450
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,269
What you mean,
what we gonna do?
451
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,105
I'm gonna tell my mama.
452
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,539
Wait!
453
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,807
We can't do that.
454
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,175
And why not?
455
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,643
Because, Bug,
this woman has fought
456
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,745
so many fears and insecurities
to get here.
457
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,580
I can't let her think
it was all for nothing.
458
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,816
Okay, well,
you got to tell her, Auntie.
459
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,519
I will, but, first,
I need to get you off this set
460
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,020
'cause I'm sure
your being here is
461
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,188
breaking some kind of law,
462
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,424
and we can't risk
TMZ finding out.
463
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,959
TMZ?
464
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,429
She got to make it
to "Hollywood Unlocked" first.
465
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,531
And look, I will be fine, okay?
466
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,133
I was just working
in a whorehouse
467
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,700
last week selling cupcakes.
468
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,136
I'm good.
469
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,138
And plus, I even got to ask
one of the actresses
470
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,772
some questions
back in her dressing room,
471
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,207
and she showed me--
472
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,943
She showed you what?
473
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,511
You know what? You right.
474
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,148
You--this--this has
been traumatizing for me,
475
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,449
and I don't--I don't know how
476
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,151
- I'ma sleep tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
477
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,153
Covered in tissues, probably.
478
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,189
Hey, Sadiq.
479
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,490
Hey, there she is.
480
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,824
Our superstar ready to go?
481
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,660
- Well, about that.
- Everything all right?
482
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,495
I hope so.
Eddie just did his pump.
483
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,464
Yeah, well, see,
here's the thing.
484
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,934
As much as I would like to stay
and see that thang swang,
485
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,238
I don't think Pat is right
for this type of film.
486
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,909
What you mean,
"this type of film"?
487
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,978
- Well, ain't this is a porno?
- What?
488
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,180
Ew! No!
489
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,714
Oh, niggas are so ignorant.
490
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,549
No. No. No.
491
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,187
This is a subversive look
at society,
492
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,189
sex, and the human pathos.
493
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:47,294
We are looking at the reality
of what it means to be a MILF.
494
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,197
And when you rearrange
the word "MILF,"
495
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,199
it spells "film."
496
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,800
And that is what
we are making here.
497
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,668
We are making a film.
498
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,271
Art.
499
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,408
Okay. She's married, Sadiq.
500
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,675
And I ate a sandwich
this morning.
501
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,077
How the fuck is that relevant?
502
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,579
Get her ass out here,
or I will make sure she never
503
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,448
works in this town again, okay?
504
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,017
Well, nigga,
this is Gary, Indiana.
505
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,220
So I think she gonna be fine.
506
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,854
Yeah.
507
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,789
You're so right.
I don't know why I'm tripping.
508
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,558
Let me just call my lawyer
real quick so I can sue
509
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,059
your ass
for breach of contract.
510
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,294
Hello, lawyer.
511
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,095
We can't afford a lawsuit.
512
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,831
Hi, honey.
513
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,699
Your mom doesn't
have to do the movie.
514
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,601
- Thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
515
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,969
But now if she
doesn't do the movie,
516
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,339
he gonna sue us
into the poorhouse.
517
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,642
Dang, from the whorehouse
to the poorhouse.
518
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,879
I am closer to the end
of my life, Terry,
519
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,414
than the beginning.
520
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,116
And I will not spend another
minute with the time I have
521
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,752
left with you being mad at me.
522
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,520
So once again,
it's all about you.
523
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,922
I'm just trying to apologize.
524
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,259
"Sorry" don't make your
lies go away, Mama.
525
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,527
I lied because
I was ashamed, baby.
526
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,329
I was trying to protect you.
527
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,465
You weren't lying
to protect me, Mama.
528
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,533
You were lying
to protect yourself.
529
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,335
Why can't both
of those things be true?
530
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,836
'Cause they aren't.
531
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,674
Parents just do
what they know, Terry.
532
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,943
I am your mama,
but I am also a human.
533
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,779
And I had aches and pains
long before
534
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,447
you stepped foot on this Earth.
535
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,015
I'm allowed to make mistakes.
536
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,817
Yes, Mama, you are
allowed to make mistakes,
537
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,621
but you're not allowed to make
me pay for them, all right?
538
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,324
Now does that make you
as bad as Dad was?
539
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,625
No, it does not.
540
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,827
But it sure as hell
don't make you no saint.
541
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:34,834
I needed you
to step between us, Mama.
542
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,803
I cried myself to sleep
at night wondering
543
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,706
why you wouldn't do that
for me.
544
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,042
You don't know what I was
doing when you weren't looking.
545
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,677
Major was hurt back then.
546
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,547
We were all hurt,
including your sisters.
547
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,384
And all of that hurt
was misplaced.
548
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,853
You know,
you never understood
549
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,088
what I went through
until after I left.
550
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:01,328
When I wasn't the thing
551
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,630
that he attacked,
552
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,198
he started attacking you,
right?
553
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,701
Yes, and that's why--
that's why I left
554
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,903
his ass after all those years.
555
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:11,904
Until now.
556
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,073
But he's better.
I'm better.
557
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,776
And I hate that
my lies is stopping you
558
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,045
from getting
to your own better.
559
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,382
If I could take back
all the hurt, baby, I would.
560
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,584
I love you, Terry.
561
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,353
I love you more
than life itself.
562
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,187
And I love you, Mama.
563
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,590
But love ain't never
made hurt go away.
564
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,091
I know that.
565
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,159
I know--
566
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,461
Nigga!
567
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,096
I'm sorry, but I'm hungry.
568
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,198
Shit, I'm hungry too.
569
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,433
Jules, have you told him yet?
570
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,468
We hungry.
571
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,702
Told me what?
572
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,904
What now? You ain't his mama?
573
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,038
Brandon!
574
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,475
You are his mama,
though, right?
575
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,742
You want to see
my stretch marks?
576
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,579
Ooh, talk dirty to me, baby.
577
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,280
What do you have
to tell me now, Mama?
578
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,784
I have actually made some
headway in finding your father.
579
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,652
Hold--hold on.
What are you saying?
580
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,655
After all of this, are you--
581
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,757
you saying you
finally found him?
582
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,626
Here you go, baby.
583
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,128
That's it, huh?
584
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,130
Yeah, that's that
bitch-ass nigga.
585
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,069
Thought I'd never
get the chance.
586
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,873
Now that I got it, I don't
even know if I want the chance.
587
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,842
Well, baby,
whatever you decide,
588
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,677
you have our full support.
589
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,614
And that means everything
from here on out.
590
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,681
I love you, Mama.
591
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:29,982
I love you.
592
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:38,190
Brandon, are you crying?
593
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:41,060
This just gives me hope
about my own trauma.
594
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,129
- Oh, come here, Brandon.
- Oh, Daddy.
595
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,230
It's all right.
596
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,436
I'm just glad
you not a ho anymore.
597
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,239
Yeah.
598
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:55,708
Sadiq?
599
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,311
Hey, I talked it over
with my client,
600
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,814
yeah, and unfortunately,
it's gonna be a hell no,
601
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,016
but we want to give
you all your money back
602
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,718
- with no questions.
- I don't want no money.
603
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,353
I'm already richer than you,
Brokerella.
604
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,623
Excuse me, nigga?
605
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,958
I got money.
606
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,460
Okay, well,
clearly it all went
607
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,327
to your
ketchup-and-mustard couture.
608
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,931
Listen, I'm not interested
in a refund, all right?
609
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:22,068
I'm interested in a star,
and that star is Pat, okay?
610
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,003
Now is big sexy
gonna do the scene,
611
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,772
or is her house gonna
get ready for a lien?
612
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,740
Which one?
Which one? Which one?
613
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:28,875
Sadiq?
614
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,042
Yes, yes, yes?
615
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,911
Look. Okay, listen.
616
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:34,313
I got a few more good years
left in the girls,
617
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,715
all right?
618
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:39,486
So what if I flash
a little titty to the camera.
619
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,887
Will we be good then?
620
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,355
'Cause, you know--
621
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,724
What you looking for?
622
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,493
Somebody who actually
want to see your titties.
623
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,297
Ms. Pat, what's going on?
624
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:52,665
Your manager over here says
you don't want to do my film?
625
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,966
Pat, just listen to me.
626
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,401
Why would you tell him that?
627
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,669
I love this shit.
628
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,505
These niggas all treat me
like a star.
629
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,907
And "these niggas"
she speaks of is me.
630
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,142
I'm these niggas.
So what's the problem?
631
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,512
Nothing.
Let's shoot this shit.
632
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,613
Let's shoot this shit.
633
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:07,914
Let's make magic!
634
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,982
Pat, trust me.
You do not want to do this.
635
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,383
You spent all
that time trying
636
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,185
to convince me to do this.
Now that I'm doing it,
637
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,587
you don't think I can do it,
do you?
638
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,688
You don't think I can act.
639
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,123
That's not it, Pat.
640
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,058
All right, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
641
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,093
Pat, I just--I really--
642
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,863
Please get out of my frame,
Manager Brokerella.
643
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,832
Thank you.
644
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,700
She's going. She's going.
She's gone.
645
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:28,901
All right.
646
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:29,936
Count your money.
647
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,004
And action.
648
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,073
Ooh.
649
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:37,910
Oh, shit.
650
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,946
Don't you move another inch.
651
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,949
I'll move if I want to,
you bitch.
652
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,251
Oh, who are you
calling a bitch, bitch?
653
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,919
Put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
654
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
655
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,988
Don't spread.
656
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:50,823
- It's a wrap.
- Watch out.
657
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,792
My mama ain't
spreading nothing.
658
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,426
Cut!
659
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,629
What the fuck
are y'all doing?
660
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,965
That man trying to put
his foot on your head, Mama.
661
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,399
What?
662
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,034
Pat, I'm so sorry
that I got you into this.
663
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,270
What the hell is happening?
What the hell is happening?
664
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,039
If y'all don't go sit
the fuck down and let me act!
665
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,274
I'm sorry, Sadiq.
666
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,976
Get the fuck out of here.
667
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,644
both: We ain't going nowhere.
668
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,646
Get the fuck out of there!
669
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:16,916
- We ready.
- You ready?
670
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:17,984
Stupid-ass family.
671
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,719
Stupid-ass family.
672
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:20,987
All right, here we go.
673
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,154
All right, everybody set?
674
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,155
We're rolling.
675
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,591
Count your money!
676
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,926
Action!
677
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,028
Ooh.
678
00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,265
Oh, shit!
679
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,334
Don't you move another inch.
680
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:38,037
I'll move if I want to,
you bitch.
681
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,406
Who are you calling
a bitch, bitch?
682
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,441
Put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
683
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,376
And if I don't?
684
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,680
Well, I got money
that says that you do.
685
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:52,384
And I like my women...old.
686
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:55,988
Nigga, put your
goddamn dick up.
687
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,024
What the fuck is going on?
688
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,026
What the fuck is
going on, Sadiq?
689
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,894
He's just doing
the scene, Pat.
690
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,295
He's just doing the scene.
691
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,532
I didn't read nothing
about no damn bald dick.
692
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,935
Pat, that's what
we was trying to tell you.
693
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,236
Yeah, Ma.
694
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,171
- This man, Sadiq, is a fuh-reak.
- What?
695
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,040
Did anybody read
the damn script?
696
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,642
I read my part.
697
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,710
It never said nothing about
no light-skinned bald dick.
698
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,511
You ain't read page 56?
699
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:22,014
You trying to trick us
into doing a porno.
700
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,816
This is not a porno!
701
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,517
Like, oh, my gosh.
702
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:29,188
Then why are these people
out here fucking like acrobats?
703
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,925
I know damn well y'all not
over there fucking right now.
704
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,094
- Yeah.
- Turn it off!
705
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,029
- Sorry, Sadiq.
- Turn it off!
706
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,798
Just rehearsing
the next scene.
707
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,432
You want me to take
the ball dust off?
708
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,534
What the fuck is ball dust?
709
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,236
- It's candy.
- It makes them taste better.
710
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,672
Candy on balls, Sadiq?
711
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,539
Young people always
making up shit.
712
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:51,543
When you get married, sex is
only in between commercials.
713
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,280
First of all, old people never
put damn sugar on the ball.
714
00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,283
It'll give them
a diabetic dick stroke.
715
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,486
I'm serious, Sadiq.
716
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,154
You had me in this motherfucker
knowing that these people were
717
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,756
gonna be fucking
like a goddamn frog.
718
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,992
Do I look like
a frog fucker to you?
719
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,561
They doing a reverse cowgirl.
720
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:10,897
Well, she's just
doing that, Pat--
721
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,899
Every real bitch know
you ain't got to reverse
722
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,433
the cow to get to the beef.
723
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,437
Good sex is like
being a politician.
724
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,439
You got to know
how to get what you want
725
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,775
without doing a motherfucking
thing to get it.
726
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,880
And cut.
727
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,015
Wait, what?
728
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,416
I think you just
fucked up my film
729
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,351
in the best way possible.
730
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,420
All I wanted was
a genuine perspective
731
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,822
on what it meant to be a MILF.
732
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,523
Please don't call
my mama a MILF.
733
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,491
I done been through
enough today.
734
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,160
So you not suing us, Sadiq?
735
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,995
Are you kidding me? No.
736
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,864
No, I mean, it's not
what I was looking for,
737
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:47,934
but this perspective alone
is some funny shit.
738
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,501
I think a star is born.
739
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,137
Really, that's it?
740
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,772
Nah.
741
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,541
I got a feeling that's just the
beginning for you, big sexy.
742
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,310
All right, everybody, that's
a picture wrap on Ms. Pat.
743
00:27:58,377 --> 00:27:59,545
Let's give it up.
744
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,648
Oh, hell no.
745
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,183
You're not about
to fuck me to the hospital.
746
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,052
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
747
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,756
Superstar.
748
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,623
How was the big movie debut?
749
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,760
Was it as hard as you
thought it was gonna be?
750
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,828
Ooh, baby, it was real hard.
751
00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:19,431
I mean real, real hard.
752
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,533
Hard.
753
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,635
But Sadiq say I'm a star.
754
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,571
Ah, that's my baby.
755
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,774
I knew you could do it.
756
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,309
Yeah, more importantly,
did you speak to your mother?
757
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,477
I did.
758
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,779
And thank you, baby.
759
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,013
You were right
about hearing her out.
760
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,082
We got a lot
of healing done today.
761
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,516
Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
762
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:38,951
You got your big boy pants on.
763
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,686
I sure did.
764
00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:43,089
Mm.
765
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,357
Yeah.
766
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,526
And now,
I think it might be time
767
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:49,061
to take them off again.
768
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,130
Ooh, well, this is a good
night for you to ask, baby.
769
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,799
I got some accessories for you.
770
00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,000
Oh, yeah?
771
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,538
Fun Balls Dust? Ooh.
772
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,473
- Let me shut the door.
- Grape.
773
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,042
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
774
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,011
Cherry, blueberry.
775
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,846
And guess what?
It's diabetic-free.
776
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,680
It won't kill us.
777
00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:11,717
- Terry?
- Huh?
778
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,152
Go wash your balls.
779
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,824
I already showered, baby.
780
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,926
Well, shit,
I need to wash my pussy.
781
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,865
Hey, Brandon, you want to
try this new candy that Ma got?
782
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,166
Yeah.
783
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,270
- Damn, that's delicious.
- Yeah, ain't it?
784
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:32,338
That's good, man.
785
00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,639
You know what?
786
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:37,944
Could you do a product
review for my TikTok?
787
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,511
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
788
00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:40,913
All right.
789
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,349
Turn it around.
790
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,284
All right.
791
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:48,520
What's going on, Junebuggers?
792
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,222
Today I have a special guest.
793
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,958
- Say what's up, Brandon.
- What's up?
794
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,726
All right,
now tell us exactly
795
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,495
what you think about the candy.
796
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:57,864
All right.
797
00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,166
- Well, it's sweet.
- Mm.
798
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,600
A little salty.
799
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,935
But it's good.
800
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,071
And let me try
this right here.
801
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,874
Mm, that second sack
taste good too.
802
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,679
Well, there you have it, folks.
803
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,515
Big bro has officially
given a thumbs up
804
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,351
to sex candy for musty balls.
805
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,519
What?
806
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,554
What the--boy!
807
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,723
Mama!
808
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,629
- * She's a grown-ass woman *
809
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,464
* And she don't
take no stuff *
810
00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:34,400
* She's a grown-ass woman *
811
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,735
* And you can't get enough *
812
00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,938
* She's a grown-ass woman *
813
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,973
* With a husband and kids *
814
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,043
* She's a grown-ass woman *
815
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:49,281
* And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" *